#incorrect boosh

[themightybooshfan]

Vince, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. 
Howard: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

[epicwaitwhat]

Odysseus: Eurylochus? Eurylochus, Eurylochus. Eurylochus? Eurylochus. Eurylochus! Eurylochus!

Eurylochus: This better be good

Odysseus: You know the black bit in bananas, are they tarantula's eggs?

Eurylochus: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life

[blunderbusstanut]

Andrew: This is hard for me to say but... I love you, Ashley.

Ashley: *Giggling.*

Andrew: What're you doing?

Ashley: Nothing.

Andrew: Are you laughing?

Ashley: No.

Andrew: You better not be laughing at me now. I'm telling you I love you. How dare you laugh at me?

Ashley: You're making me laugh.

Andrew: That is so humiliating.

Ashley: You just caught me off guard.

Andrew: Really?

Ashley: Yeah, it was out of the blue.

Andrew: Well, I'm telling you I love you, and you're laughing at me.

Ashley: Well, I love you.

Andrew: You don't love me.

Ashley: I do.

Andrew: You're just saying that because I said it to you. It doesn't work; it doesn't mean anything.

Ashley: No, I love you.

Andrew: No, you don't.

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

[wzrd-wheezes]

Sirius: I like edgy characters.

James: I've got edge.

Remus: You're about as edgy as a satsuma.

James: I'm a crazy man. I'm a nutjob. I'm a freakball. Y'know? I break through all boundaries. If I see a boundary, I eat a boundary and wash it down with a cup of hot steaming rules. *throws a pillow on the floor*

Remus and Sirius: *looking at the pillow on the floor and then back at James, raising their eyebrows at him.*

James: *picks up the pillow and puts it back*

Remus: exactly.

[guardianreadersofthegalaxy]

[pt. 1/2] Emperor: Who are you? Paul: I go by many names... Paul: Emperor: Well what are they then?! Paul: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time! [from The Mighty Boosh]

[roseofithaca]

Alison: Hey look, a Neanderthal skull!

Alison: Oh, sorry Robin.

Robin: *stares at skull*

Robin: This was Chaar. He was my friend.

Robin: As children we play together in forest. My mother always warn us, "No go too far, there be bears about." But Chaar curious, he always say, "Please Rrogh! Let's go see the bears!" Over and over and over.

Robin: Then, finally, one day...I chopped his head off.

Everyone:

Robin: Who want to watch a movie?

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Nina: Well, who cuts people’s hair in the middle of the night?

Amber: I do. They call me the midnight barber.

Nina: Well, that’s an infringement on people’s liberties.

Amber: Is it?

Nina: Yeah, so don’t ever be doing that to me!

Amber: But I do do it to you!

Nina:

Nina: What?

Amber: Who do you think cuts your hair, Einstein?

Nina: My hair just doesn’t grow very fast.

Amber: You think it stays that length naturally? I’m in there in the night, styling away!

Nina: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I’m oblivious.

Amber: I do my best work when you’re oblivious. I lean you up against the pillow and go at you.

Nina: That’s perverted.

[themightybooshfan]

Howard: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?

Vince: *remembers dancing to Cars ten times*

Vince: I didn’t hear it

[myohmyimanxious]

Hobie: Miguel. Miguel, Miguel. Miguel? Miguel. Miguel! Miguel!

Miguel: This better be good

Hobie: You know the black bit in bananas, are they tarantula eggs?

Miguel: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life

[blunderbusstanut]

Andrew: Ashley, I'm going to the store. I'll be back in five minutes.

Ashley:

[tomixslefttoe]

[“The Map Room”] The Hero: Ow! My hair’s on fire! What’s wrong with you?! You blind? Why didn’t you tell me?! Trey: Sorry, I thought that was your look.

[incorrectfridaynightdinner]

Johnny: dad? Dad? Dad! Dad?! Dad!! Dad!!! Dad!?!

Martin: this better be good

Johnny: you know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantula's eggs?

Martin: please don't speak to me ever again in your life

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Moe: Who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?

Isaac: I do, they call me the midnight barber.

Moe: Yeah, well, that's an infringement of people's liberties.

Isaac: Is it?

Moe: Yeah, so don't ever be doing that to me.

Isaac: I do do it to you.

Moe: What?

Isaac: Who do you think cuts your hair, Einstein?

Moe: My hair just doesn't grow very fast.

Isaac: What you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night styling away.

Moe: How dare you do that to me in the night when I'm oblivious?

Isaac: I do my best work when you're oblivious.

[guardianreadersofthegalaxy]

[pt. 2/2] Emperor: Who are you? Paul: Some call me 'Shatoon, Bringer Of Corn'. Others call me 'Mickey 9, the Dream Weaver'. Some call me 'Photoshop'... *10 minutes later* Paul: ...some call me 'Margery Keek', others call me 'Captain Margaret, the fantastic dealer of wounds'. Some call me 'Rrrrrrrrrrrubity bubity'. Paul: But you can call me Rudy Van De Sario - jazz fusion guitarist. [from The Mighty Boosh]

[roseofithaca]

Robin: This bad ju-ju! Do not mess with occult!

Alison: Really? The adverts say it's good for your digestive system.

Robin: That Yakult.